Chicks... What are they doing out of the kitchen...?

Wow. I was starting to read some of this story about how the DOJ, the State of Alabama, the Nazis, Exxon, the media and the Illuminati are taking a guy at UAB down for blogging. Then I stumbled across this piece that I did not see discussed anywhere and I stopped reading. What a "brilliant" piece by Legal Schnauzer.

He also has a problem with chicks.

His posting is a brilliant screed about the problem of women in positions of power.

One final thought: Women, and all people who care about equal rights for women, should be ashamed of what is taking place at UAB. Every key player in my termination, at least the ones on the surface, is a woman. Every person in my chain of command at UAB--Pam Powell (my supervisor), Dale Turnbough (Powell's supervisor), Shirly Salloway Kahn (Turnbough's supervisor), and Carol Garrison (university president)--is a woman. Locke, of course, is a woman, and my administrative leave meeting was conducted by Anita Bonasera (a woman). Our departmental HR representative is Janice Ward (a woman).

Every woman I've mentioned knows that my termination is bogus. Some of them might not know exactly what, or who, is driving it. But my guess is that at least half of them know exactly what is going on. Has any of them had the guts, or the character, to stand up and say, "This isn't right, and I'm not going to participate in it." Nope.

Besides me, the only man in the whole process has been Bobby Barnes of Employee Relations, and he only became involved because Kelly Mayer (a woman) had a conflict.

More men = better decisions.

Wow, just wow. Now he will tell you how much he loves women...

I've long been a supporter of women's rights; it's one of the main reasons I'm a Democrat. I want my wife and mother and sister and nieces to be treated fairly and equally under the law. If my wife and I had a daughter, I sure as heck would want her treated fairly and equally under the law. For what it's worth, this blog has been inspired by our miniature schnauzer Murphy, who was a girl. And I would have put my life on the line for her.

...and he even loves dogs that happen to be chicks.

But, he still loves women, just not in power.

Well, my recent experience at UAB is causing me to reassess that position. It's not that I'm suddenly hostile to women's rights; I'm not. But anyone who thinks an organization is going to be more ethical, empathetic, rational, reasonable, caring, or efficient just because women run it . . . well, I think they might be in for a surprise.

Yeah! And they are always PMSing too...

This guy is talking about people being, ethical, empathetic, rational, reasonable, caring, or efficient?

Greatest. Insane. Web. Posting. Ever.